Oh good grief

I forgot i had this blog, you guys. Sorry!

I looked at my analytics and saw that I have over 20,000 page views, so I suppose I had better write something. Good thing I went to a concealed-carry class this weekend!

http://oregonconcealedtraining.com/

Matt and I made a special trip to Portland to take a class offered by Oregon Concealed Training. Upon completion of the class, you have all the required training to get your Concealed Weapons Permits for Oregon, Arizona and Utah.

I haven't talked a lot about concealed carry on this blog (or if i have, i don't remember any more) so I'll touch on it a little bit. The decision to carry is not one to be taken lightly, and smarter people than i have talked about it at length. I won't belabor that. I WILL tell you that each state has a concealed weapons permit available in some way, shape or form (except for states like Illinois and Hawaii that won't issue permits to anyone for any reason). It is up to each individual state to decide whether or not they recognize the permits issued by their neighboring states or other states in the Union. For example, Washington and Idaho share a border. Washington recognizes Idaho's concealed-carry permit, but Idaho does not recognize Washington's. In order to cover one's ass if they travel back and forth between the states with a gun on their person, in their purse or in their car, it makes sense to get a permit for both states. Most states do not have a residency requirement, although some states require you to apply for a permit in-person.

By completing this class, Matt and I are eligible to get permits for Arizona (covers Arizona and New Mexico), Oregon (covers a bunch of western states) and Utah (covers as many states in the US as they possibly can). We drive all over the place, so these permits make sense to have. Also, with legislation being written every year trying to limit people's ability to get concealed weapons permits, it makes sense to get them while the getting is good.

This was a great class. It was all classroom--no live-fire at all. The instructor talked a LOT about the legality of carrying, what your legal responsibilities are (and are not) depending on the state you are in, what to say and what not to say in the event of a confrontation, when to draw and when not to draw, the difference between a "must retreat" and a "stand your ground" state, etc. There is a lot to know. For example, Utah law explicitly allows you to draw your weapon in the defense of a 3rd party, where other states may not legally permit this unless certain felonies are being committed.

It was an awesome class and I would recommend it to anyone. There was, however, something I would like to address. There were 6 women in the class (out of 12 or 13 people), which was great. However, at one point, the instructor removed the top slides from 2 or 3 unloaded handguns and passed the frames around the class so that people could practice the 2 basic handgun stances: Isoceles and Weaver.

Me doing Isoceles. Feet and shoulders are square. Your shoulders and the gun create an isoceles triangle.

My little bro doing (one-handed) Weaver. You stand sideways, presenting a smaller target if someone is shooting at you.

I was sort of sad to see that 2 of the 6 women in the class were NOT AT ALL comfortable handling even the bottom half of a disassembled gun. One tried to work on the grip, but didn't understand how it was demonstrated. I looked over and saw that she was left-handed, so the instructor's demonstration of a right-handed grip didn't work for her. I also saw her husband snicker at her for not knowing. What a tool. Way to help your lady out there, guy.

It really drove home to me a point that I think we all need to be aware of. How many times have we seen or heard about a guy thinking it's really f*cking funny to take their wife or girlfriend shooting for the first time with a .45 handgun or a 12 gauge shotgun? You have someone who is uncomfortable and maybe a little intimidated, and probably embarrassed that they are uncomfortable, and the person who is supposed to be helping them makes it worse--or, scares them so badly that they never want to try ever again.

People, think for a second. This is how anti's are created.

Shooting is a great activity for the whole family if it is done in a methodical and safe manner. I see LOTS of wives, daughters, sisters and mothers who enjoy target shooting, clay pigeons, small- and big-game hunting, etc. The trick is to remember that we were all beginners once, and we all needed a knowledgeable person to talk us through the hard stuff and get us comfortable using the tools of the trade. EVERYONE is scared of guns at first. They are loud and bang-y and can totally kill you. Lots of slow and safe practice in a comfortable environment, starting with a caliber that DOESN'T CAUSE PAIN, is the only thing that causes fear to evolve into a healthy respect.

In conclusion: Dudes, don't be tools.

Bambi and Her Pink Gun

Don't ask me where Bambi here got the Battlestar Galactica pistol. Or who pinked it out for her.

Pros:

Gun matches hair AND lipstick. And nails too! Nice.

Manga WITHOUT disturbing tentacle-rape? AWESOME!

Cons:

Don't hold your gun thug-style, seriously. You have NO accuracy, no sight plane, and the recoil is likely to plant your enormous manga BSG pistol somewhere in your pretty pink face.

Mounted Shooting

I got an actual REQUEST! This is a first for the GunBlog! Hooray!

Ashleigh would like me to talk a little more about cowboy action shooting and mounted shooting. So here we go:

Mounted shooting is a cool off-shoot (pun alert) of cowboy action shooting. Cowboy action shooting, or single action shooting, got its start in the '80s in California. Essentially, cowboy action shooting any sort of shooting competition, usually practiced in period Western costume, wherein the competitors exclusively shoot firearms with the sorts of actions that would have been found in the mid- to late-19th century. This means, as far as handguns are concerned, single-action only. You will remember from previous entries that single-action guns have to be thumb-cocked first. What you will typically see at a cowboy action shooting event: single action revolvers, lever action rifles with an external hammer (usually chambered in pistol calibers), side-by-side short barreled shotguns and/or old-style pump shotguns (also with external hammers). There are specific exceptions to these requirements--Winchester makes a lever-action shotgun and Colt makes a pump-action rifle (thanks, Wikipedia!). The guns don't have to be original vintage--reproduction guns are preferred by most competitors because they are cheaper and more safe. Plus with CMSA shooting, you will drop your gun in the dirt a lot. So you don't want to drop a pricey antique.

There are many different sanctioning bodies for the different competitive ranks. There is an official Cowboy Action Shooting group (CAS), the Single Action Shooting Society (SASS), National Congress of Old West Shooters, Western Action Shootists' Association, etc. I believe that the Cowboy Mounted Shooting Association (CMSA) is a branch of SASS, but i'm not 100% sure there. I'm a lazy typer so i am going to use CAS to refer to any of the cowboy shooting competitions that are done NOT on a horse, and CMSA to refer to the ones that are done on a horse.

Competition in a CAS match generally requires four guns: two period revolvers, a shotgun and a rifle chambered in a centerfire pistol caliber of the type in use prior to 1899. Some CAS matches also offer side events for single-shot "buffalo rifles", derringers, etc. Competition is made up of stages, which are always different depending again on the event. Usually, stages typically require ten pistol rounds, nine or ten rifle rounds, and two to eight shotgun rounds. Targets are usually made of steel so that you can hear a hit. Any misses will add 5 seconds to your time. Unsafe behavior is 10 seconds or a DQ depending on what you did. :)

Competition in most CMSA matches requires at least two period revolvers since most courses involve shooting 10 balloons. Sign-up is pretty much the same as a gymkhana or western gaming event--you pick the patterns you want to run, sign up for them, and wait your turn. It is my understanding that CMSA competitors are ONLY allowed to shoot .45 Long Colt caliber revolvers since the event, not the competitor, supplies the blank-loaded ammunition for the competition. That is an important distinction--CAS events use real bullets and shoots real targets, CMSA uses blanks and only shoots balloons.

Lots of companies make replica firearms for these types of events--Ruger, Colt, Uberti, etc. Even the cheap guns are still pretty expensive ($500-$1000) unless you find them used and beat-on. These guns should also be taken to a good gunsmith who understands CAS shooting so that he can do Gunsmith Magic and make the gun easier to cock, lighten the trigger, etc.

It depends on which organization is sanctioning the shooting event, but most require that the competitor wears period costume, although safety glasses must be worn while shooting. I do not believe safety glasses are required for mounted shooting events, although no one would fault you for doing so. I personally am Safety Ranger and always wear glasses and earplugs when mounted shooting, and my horse has earplugs as well. I do not believe that you are penalized for wearing a helmet either, even though that's obviously not period-correct.

CAS matches usually have the shooter competing against the clock, with the fastest time winning. You will remember from my previous post that the "six-guns" are always loaded with only five rounds, with the empty chamber under the hammer. Same with the revolver rifles, and the lever-action rifles do not have a bullet in the chamber until the shooter is on the clock. Similarly, shotguns are usually not even loaded until the timer is running.

Cowboy action and similar organizations are SUPER BIG on safety. At a normal shoot, the guns are kept unloaded except when the shooter loads his gun at a designated "loading table," shoots the stage, and then goes to an unloading table to unload the revolvers and prove that all guns are empty. There is a pre-designated Range Officer who is responsible for safely conducting the shooter through the stage, and it is his/her job to watch the shooter and firearms very closely and immediately stop the shooter if the shooter's gun or ammunition is defective or unsafe in any way. If i am remembering correctly, CMSA events usually have a knowledgeable "loader" who loads your firearms for you so you don't have to juggle horse and guns.

Holy crap, I have been relying on Wikipedia heavily for verification of this information since i have never shot a CAS competition before, and check THIS out:

"While various sanctioning organizations have differing categories, typically such categories would include the following:

• Traditional - Shooters use only pistols with fixed sights.

In 2009, The Single Action Shooting Society split the Traditional category into the following two categories:

• Cowboy - for shooters of all ages.
• Wrangler - for shooters 36 years of age or greater.

• Modern - Shooters may use pistols with adjustable sights.
• Frontier Cartridge - Shooters use black powder rather than smokeless powder in all their guns.
• Frontiersman - Shooter uses cap and ball revolvers, shot duelist style, and side-by-side double-barrel or lever-action shotguns.
• B-Western - Shooters wear clothing inspired by the B-Western films of the '30s and '40s, starring Roy Rogers, William "Hopalong Cassidy" Boyd, and others. "Buscadero" type gunbelt/holster rigs are required, and the shooter must wear spurs.

In addition, there often are categories based on how the shooter fires his guns, such as:

• Duelist - Shooter uses only one hand to fire pistols.
• Gunfighter - Shooter uses two pistols at once when the stage allows, otherwise shoots right-side pistol with right hand only and left-side pistol with left hand only.

All of these categories may also be shot as women's, junior, or senior categories. There is generally no men's category per se, and women may shoot in the same category as the men.

There are many other categories, especially at the local level, but the above are representative of the main types of categories one finds at cowboy action shooting events.

In addition to percussion (cap and ball) weapons, many firearms are center-fire .32 caliber or larger with pistols and rifles chambered in .38 Special and .45 Colt being very popular. Ammunition is generally loaded at medium to full power levels, although many junior shooters or women prefer to shoot lighter calibers (such as .32 and .38). A noted trend among some shooters is to use light loads to reduce recoil and improve their times, this tends to run contrary to the "Spirit of the Game".^[1]"

^{That is BANANAS!!!}

^{Sign me up for B-western though, my boyfriend tells me I look like Dale Evans. :)}

Guns 401: Rifles

Just in time for the end of hunting season; go me!!

We're approaching graduate-level studies in Gun-blog-ology here! Ironic, since sometimes i call them "riffles" just to sound under-educated. :)

Rifles are what most people think of when they think of "long guns." But just because it's a long gun doesn't mean it's a rifle. Shotguns are long too. The primary difference between them is that rifles fire a single projectile (a bullet) where shotguns almost always fire a shotshell, which is a bunch of little bullets all at once. I will get more into that when I post about shotguns, and it will be a long one since i *heart* shotguns the most of all of the guns.

Anyways, back to riffles.

Rifles come in LOTS of different actions. Generally speaking, rifles only have one firing pin, and one chamber that can actually fire a bullet, so there has to be some way of clearing the spent shell casing once a round has been fired. There are rifles with hammers like revolvers, that you have to cock to fire. Usually those rifles also involve some kind of lever-action (a la John Wayne) and you have to lever the old casing out and lever a new bullet in before you can fire again. There are semi-automatic rifles that fling the spent case out and chamber a new one just like semi-auto handguns. There are pump-action rifles that you *rack* just like in the movies, although usually in the movies it's a shotgun. There are break-action rifles that open up like a shotgun--these are usually single-shot and you have to put a new bullet in by hand every time you want to fire. Most hunting rifles are bolt-action, which means there is a goober that sticks out the side of the rifle and you have to physically lift the bolt handle (which is the goober's real name), pull it back towards you (which ejects the old shell case), push it back towards the end of the barrel (which chambers a new round) and fire again. It's not the fastest thing in the world, but it IS the most accurate, which is why it is usually the preferred action for hunting.

Rifles don't HAVE to have a scope, but the hunting-specific ones usually do since they are meant to shoot accurately to 100 yards and beyond. That's farther than i can see very well, and i have decent eyesight (so far). Scopes help you see that far, and they usually have cross-hairs or some other sort of markings in the lens that helps you figure out what you're aiming at and where to aim in order to reach out and touch something over that distance. You want to be as accurate as possible when firing a rifle. Since you are generally firing over longer distances, pesky things like "gravity" and "your heartbeat" come into play, and they all affect the accuracy of your shot. The ballistics of shooting at, um, anything pretty much dictate that once a projectile leaves your firearm, it will start dropping. Stupid gravity. How FAST your bullet falls, though, is dependent on the variables of your cartridge. Lighter projectiles with a larger powder charge are going to go farther than heavier projectiles with less powder pushing them. Here is an example:

The cartridge on the left is a .243 WSSM (Winchester Super Short Magnum). Winchester is the manufacturer of the cartridge, and no, you don't have to match the make of the cartridge to the make of your rifle. You just have to make sure you are shooting the right caliber. ;) Your Ruger firearm will shoot Winchester bullets, just like your Winchester rifle will shoot Remington bullets. What is TRULY annoying is that all guns have a bullet that they like the best, and shoot the best, and you have to try and FIND it. Annoying. It is like having a finicky cat. >:(

Anyways, the cartridge on the right is a standard .243. Oh, and a short explanation of caliber: a .243 bullet (not the whole cartridge, just the actual bullet, the pointy copper part) measures 24/100 of an inch in diameter. A .30-06 measures 30/100 of an inch in diameter. A .410 shotgun shell measures 41/100 of an inch across. Caliber is just a numeric measurement of diameter.

ANYWAYS, these cartridges (and "cartridge" refers to the whole shebang, with the powder and case and everything, where "bullet" literally just means the actual bullet) are the same bullet. But which one do you think goes faster, for longer? Right, the one with the bigger butt. :)

"Magnum" calibers (the bigger butt ones) have more powder. Also they are my favorites simply cuz us fat bottomed girls all have to stick together. :)

Here is a cool and illustrative pic i found online:

From left to right: .22LR (long rifle), .17HMR, .22-250, .25-06, .270 Winchester, .270 Winchester Short Magnum (or WSM), 7mm-08, .284Win., 30-30 Win., 30-06, .300 WSM, .303 British, .358 Win., .45 Colt.

The .22 and the .22-250, the third cartridge in from the left, have approximately the same diameter of bullet. But the .22-250 is the one that is travelling faster, farther, will be more quickly lethal and it will do its job over a greater distance. It should go without saying, but when you are hunting or shooting at a live target, you want to kill the animal as quickly and painlessly as possible. That's not the image of hunters that most people have in their heads, and of course there are slack-jawed loser exceptions to every rule, but that is how the vast majority of us feel.

So the bigger the bullet/the more powder you have, you decrease the animal's suffering. Irony alert!

So here are some pictures of riffles.


I know what you're thinking--

"Serena, these rifles aren't pink!"

"Yeah, I know."

"Well?! WTF?!!"

WTF is something that has been on my mind lately. You hear ALL THE TIME about someone doing something stupid with an "assault" rifle. They're "black" rifles. They're scary. They're bad. Someone should take them away from us. People don't need to have "assault" rifles.

So, can someone DEFINE "assault" rifle for me?

. . .

Exactly.

Usually it is just an aesthetic evaluation. It is black. Probably has a plastic stock. Might have a "pistol" grip instead of a standard rifle grip behind the trigger guard. Looks scary, like the ship in "Aliens." Has a hi-capacity magazine (bullet holder thing) sticking out from the bottom of it. May have a flash suppressor at the end of the barrel. May have a carry handle on top. May have a scope.

So i am putting these pictures up as a representation. The bottom ones are "assault" rifles, right?

Right???

Actually, all of these guns pictured are the SAME kind of gun. It is a Ruger 10-22, which is a .22 rifle. It is semi-automatic, so it chambers a new round every time you pull the trigger. Ruger 10-22s are cheap and plentiful. Seriously, you can get one for $75-$100 if you don't mind dings in the stock or a little bit of rust on the barrel. Brand new, they are less that $300, and they probably have more aftermarket crap that you can slap on them that any other gun out there. You can take the gun on top and buy a new stock and a heavy black barrel and all the scary acoutrements to make it into an "assault" rifle. So I guess i'm just trying to illustrate the fallacy behind banning a gun based on what it looks like. Although i'm hella tired so it probably isn't making too much sense.

(I had a note to myself here to put in a picture of own bad-ass 10-22. I was also going to explain what a "Mannlicher" stock and make obscene jokes about it. But that will have to be another post.)

My other pet peeve: the "high-powered" rifle. What the sam hell is a "high-powered" rifle? The power comes from the cartridge, not the rifle. So why do you hear "high-powered" rifle all the time? What does that even MEAN?? And, pray tell, is there a LOW-powered rifle out there?

Fleh.

I am pretty sure i have some pink rifle pictures but i have gone FAR too long in between posts so i'ma throw this one onto the interwebs right now.

Gun Safes!

So i have FIVE whole readers now! And i don't want them to break up with me, so I had better do a real post.

When we left off ages and ages ago (sorry, work has been kinda-sorta busy), i was promising to talk about gun safes. Because "proper gun storage" means a little more than hiding them under your bed. :) By which i mean MY bed.

So. Gun safes are like anything else--you can pick any size, any color (within reason; i canNOT find a picture of a pink one), any flavor, and someone somewhere will sell it to you. They are also one of those things where you DEFINITELY get what you pay for. You can spend thousands (literally) on the great big practically-walk-in super heavy-duty fireproof fancypants safes or you can spend $65 on the cheap crap tin cabinet from Wal-Mart that basically has a cam-lock and is SO break-innable that me and my trusty crowbar could have all your stuff vacated in like 16 seconds. That being said, a cheap crap tin cabinet is better than nothing. Most gun safes will accomplish their intended purposes for the most part:

1) keep thieving hands off your weapons

2) keep children's sticky little grubby gross boogery hands off your weapons

What is more difficult for the safe to accomplish, and ultimately more expensive, is to keep your weapons safe from fire. This makes a HUGE difference in price so it is important to figure out if it is something you require, or if you maybe just don't like your guns all that much and don't really mind if they melt. The cool thing about fire-resistant safes--ALL your important (non-living) stuff can go in there and be protected in the event of an emergency. Birth certificates, passports, car/truck/trailer titles, horse paperwork, grandma's chocolate chip cookie recipe, whatever. So that makes some level of fire-proofiness worth having, at least in my mind. Everyone thinks that having your house burn down for whatever reason is something that happens to "someone else." That's not very realistic. NO ONE expects bad things to happen, until they do. You are definitely best off being prepared for possible unpleasantness. Here is a link to a good article on fire ratings.

Anyways. Gun safes come in basically two approximate shapes--tall enough for rifles/shotguns (usually with shelving for handguns), and smallish square ones for handgun only. There is an obvious price difference on the sizes. What you purchase depends on you. Do you only own handguns? Are you never ever ever going to own a rifle or a shotgun? I can't imagine that, but then again i am CWAZY for clay pigeons, so i am not the best judge. It comes down to personal preference and affordability and the choice is yours.

Oh yeah, there is a third basic shape--long gun, horizontal. Some manufacturers make safes that replace the box-spring of your bed, or that fit nicely into the bed of your truck/SUV. However they might as well just make them shaped like dollar signs because they are not very affordable for the average Serena.


Safes come with lots of different locking mechanisms, also. Some have electronic keypads, some have a dial, some are keyed, some are a combination of these. Again, personal preference.

Make sure that, if you ARE in the market for a safe, you check eBay. They have quite a few varieties and some of the companies will even ship them. Make sure you know what "shipping" entails--some companies will set it up in your house, some will only get it inside your house, and some (most) will just leave it curbside. And it should go without saying, but safes are hella hella heavy. Quality ones especially, like in the 400-800 lb range for a "normal" sized one (20 guns or less).

I am NOT an expert on gun safes by any means, so definitely do more homework than just this post.

Oh, and a parting thought.

My parents had a pistol when we were growing up. They had rifles too but the rifles were always hidden, (although in actuality, nothing is "hidden" from a child, but we weren't twits enough to go looking for them). My dad kept the pistol, a .22 caliber Ruger Single Six, in a drawer in his nightstand. He thoughtfully installed a cam-lock on the wooden drawer, which any thief with an ounce of motivation could have ripped off of there, but admittedly the pawn-shop payoff for a Ruger Single Six (Possibly The World's Most Common Revolver!!) isn't that great. He NOT-so-thoughtfully stored the key for that drawer IN THE DRAWER UNDERNEATH IT. Now, I was not an idiot during my teen years. I mean, I was, we all were, but i wasn't enough of an idiot to ever get the gun out and play with it to impress my friends, having no idea if it was loaded or not. My SIBLINGS (and you know who you are) weren't blessed with the same amount of foresight. I work in public relations now, and we in the bizness call something like that an "eventual statistic." Works like this: If you have a ton of unsafe sex, eventually you are going to wake up with a disease. If you play with a loaded gun, eventually someone is going to get accidentally shot. Stuff like this happens ALL the TIME and it is a HUGE reason why people who are anti-gun think that all people are too dumb and irresponsible to own any firearms. Nothing bad happened to my family or their friends, but how easy would it have been? Safe and proper firearms storage is NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD HALF-ASS. PERIOD. Seriously. Address safe and proper gun storage using your entire ass.

filler!

So i am doing a real post about gun safes, i swears.
Until i get it posted, check this out:

Women of Action

If i thought for one whole second that this channel was actually available here, i might have to rethink my "no-cable" stance.

Weirdest Conversation Ever

So i dropped out of the hemisphere for the first week of May and went and partied like a broke, ugly, talentless rock star in Sydney, Australia. My Marine Corps brother, Scotty, was granted two weeks of sweet sweet leave and his thought process went something like this:

a) spend 2 days of my 14-day leave getting back to the US. Spend not-enough time there, say goodbye to everyone--AGAIN--and spend 2 more days heading back into the war zone.

or

b) fly 6 hours to Sydney.

Um, yeah. So I, the hapless sister, got to spend two days in the air, which is fine because i am the Best Flyer Ever. Srsly, i can sleep anywhere. So we tore the barn doors off of Sydney, although my exploits are nothing compared to Stacey's adventures currently in progress in Korea. Scott and I had a grand old time and i took 1200 pictures (which is good because there are large portions of the evenings and some of the afternoons that I just plain don't remember). We mostly hit up the Irish pubs, which was funny because people actually THOUGHT we were Irish. Um. We're not. We would ask why and the Aussies would usually say it was because of our accents or because of our drink choices (Guinness and Guinness-like, mostly). We finally figured out that people thought we were Irish because we were loud, disorderly, drunk and apparently unemployed (buuuuuuurn!).

I'm just kidding, Ireland. You guys rule, seriously.

But anyways, during one drunken escapade at an Irish pub that was on the first floor of the hotel where we were staying, there was a band. And the band was AWESOME. They were called the Moonshiners and they were a haggly-looking old guy with an acoustic guitar and a younger, buffer guy with a fiddle. They ROCKED! I was singing along and semi-heckling the guitar guy from across the bar and apparently he liked that since he bought me a beer. Hooray!

So during an intermission, he comes over to chat. Over the course of the conversation, he mentions that he comes from a part of Australia that is heavily into mining, mostly cadmium, zinc and lead. So here we go:

Me: "Get the lead mining back in business, shotgun shells (which fire lead pellets, as an aside) are costing me too much money lately."

Him: "You Americans and your guns. We don't have guns in Australia. I don't see the need for them. I don't think anyone should own guns."

Me: *siiiiiiigh* "Yeah, i know. And your crime rates have risen as a RESULT of your gun laws growing more restrictive."

Him: "I don't think so."

Me: "I KNOW so! It is well-documented, and even more so in England. Banning legal ownership of guns leads to MORE crime, not less. You're sheep for the robbing!"

Him: "We don't really need guns here. It's ok if you want to shoot clay pigeons, but people don't need guns for home defence. There is too much personal liability--people really aren't responsible enough to be entrusted with weapons. But that's fine with us here; we're not paranoid like you Americans."

Me: "So what happens when someone actually DOES kick down your door? Then what? They're probably not there for tea time!" (remember i am drinking, which makes me even more rude than usual)

Him: "That doesn't happen often enough for us to worry about it."

Me: "Right, things like that only happen to OTHER PEOPLE. Sorry, but in the States we have tons of crackheads. It seems like everyone uses drugs."

Him: "Drugs aren't so bad."

Me: . . .

Him: "No, really."

Me: *blink*

Him: "Ecstasy is my favorite."

Me: . . . (finding voice) . . . "You think people are too IRRESPONSIBLE to own guns, but DRUGS ARE FINE!??"

Him: "Basically, yes."

He then proceeded to tell me WHY Ecstasy is awesome, how cheap it is, where to get it, HOW to use it, how much fun it could be if i used it with my partner, etc. I was looking around like, dude, i am in the Twilight Zone. Is this conversation really happening? Scott was making friends with a guy from England so i was totally alone to deal with the strange-ity of the whole thing.

It was positively surreal. I guess it is all in how you are raised, but i am SO glad i live out West, where (armed) life is best.

Moral: Australians are weird.

Exactly.